i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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