can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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