Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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