Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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