Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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