He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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