I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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