Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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