So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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