YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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