I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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