i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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