Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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