Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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