Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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