try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
