can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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