she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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