This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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