Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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