Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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