if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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