I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
