): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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