also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
All I want is dick and wine.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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