I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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