Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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