My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.