Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.