What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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