this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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