I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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