sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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