you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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