You work out of a Hotel?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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