I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Randomize
