I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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