Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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