I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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