Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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