Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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