my mouth tastes like poor choices
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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