If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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