I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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