All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
