I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
This house was built for laser tag.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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