sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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