you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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