there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
This is not my ceiling
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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