Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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