Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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