This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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