So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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