me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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