everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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