People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
