So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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